Damn You're Old Candle

Light this candle and let the warm glow distract you from the fact that your back hurts for no reason, you get excited about early bedtimes & you now make involuntary grunting noises when standing up!! With nostalgic hints of "back in my day" and a subtle aroma of existential dread, this candle reminds you that you're not just older, you’re vintage.

The scent of vanilla cake and almond buttercream make this the perfect birthday gift for the aging souls in your life.

white cake scent profile: top: almond, buttercream // middle: honey, dough // base: vanilla, sugar 

the deets:

• 9 oz REUSABLE jar of American grown soy wax
  
• Handmade in the heart of Middle Tennessee
  
• Cotton Wicks. Non-toxic. Vegan & Cruelty Free.
  
• 45-50 Hour Burn Time
  

 All Golden Gal Candles are hand-crafted in small batches to ensure that each product is given the care & attention needed for a beautifully smelling, smooth burning product. We use high quality soy wax and fragrance oils, so our candles burn slow and smell amazing.